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quiche-o-meter

A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).

The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
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quitsies

A strong feeling of quiting your job. It is an ailment that is also contagious.
I'm really feeling the quitsies today.
by okLETSgo October 1, 2007
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Quitcher

A contraction for the words "Quit your". Used ONLY in the phrase "Quitcher bitchin'".
"Dude, there are maggots oozing from my anus!"
"Quitcher bitchin'."
by Mike October 25, 2004
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quit

"She done quit his ass. She got tired of him runnin' around with them floosies down at the bar."
by Stephanie1980 March 28, 2007
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Quit it out

A cross between cut it out and quit it.
by ShexayJen February 28, 2009
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quite

In this context, quite is used as a stand-alone adjective. A non-specific expression of approval. Equivalent calling something or someone "money."
Damn yo, that girl is quite!
This shit is quite!
by The Juice Man April 27, 2005
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Quit Dreaming

Similar to the expressionin your dreams” which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. The difference is in this version you are making it clear they should get over themselves
Steve: I’m going to win this race and humiliate you in the process

Harry: Quit dreaming! That’ll never happen.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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