quantum nazi

When you say some nazi shit and then say you were joking when people call you out on it.

Dude heiled Hitler and said he was joking when someone asked him if he's a nazi. Quantum nazi douchebag.

by blasttt July 9, 2025

quantum jelqing

quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom

Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.

by HawkTuahRegimer October 22, 2024

Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

by Devbrook December 8, 2023

finish quantum

A dishwasher tablet.

We use Finish Quantum to turn on the dishwasher.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023

quantum link

Quantum Link (or Q-Link) was an American and Canadian online service for the Commodore 64 and 128 personal computers that operated starting November 5, 1985. It was operated by Quantum Computer Services of Vienna, Virginia, which later became America Online.

In October 1989 the service was renamed America Online, and made available to users of PC systems as well. The original Q-link service was terminated on November 1, 1995, in favor of the America Online brand, which still operates to this day.

Have you heard of quantum link, you can do so much with it!

by Unreal zenomorph December 15, 2024