A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner again. I'm reluctant to go because I know it's just going to be another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger August 3, 2022
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Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022
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"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."
by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023
Get the Putin warns mug.The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 14, 2023
Get the Patio Sports mug.Fear of any fact related to Vladimir Putin: appearance, voice, decisions, allies, etc. Mostly linked to phobia of authoritarian and terrorist regimes.
Medics tried to cure my putinophobia, but it turns out it's too strong, maybe Ukraine's win might naturally do it.
by Antirussian August 17, 2023
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Telling someone what they want to hear in order to get something in return. An extreme form of flattery.
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