purple balls 

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).

Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...

purple balls by Satan's Cock June 19, 2008

purple sprite 

purple sprite is codiene cough syrup and sprite, mixed to perfection and is a favorite in Houston and Dallas Texas

no matter where you at in Texas, we be sippin that purple sprite and gettin fucked the fuck up.

purple sprite by dallas fen November 15, 2005

purple drank 

Purple Drank is an illegal recreational drink popular in the Southern United States rap community, whose main ingredients originally consisted of prescription strength cough syrup, containing codeine and promethazine, and either a carbonated soft drink (generally Sprite) or fruit juice. The purple-ish hue of Purple Drank comes from the dyes in the cough syrup. Recently, the term has expanded to cover mixtures including over-the-counter cough syrup and vodka in place of prescription cough syrup. Other terms for Purple Drank include Barre, Oil, Purple Tonic, Lean (or Southern Lean,) Drank, and Syrup (which is sometimes slangly pronounced as Sizzurp.)

The active ingredient of purple drank is codeine, an opiate medication contained in prescription strength cough syrups due to its antitussive properties. Some prescription cough syrups also contain anti-histamine medications, such as promethazine, which have a mild sedative effect. When taken in large quantities, both medications can lead to sedation and altered levels of consciousness.

Houston producer DJ Screw first popularized the concoction, which is widely attributed as a source of inspiration for the "chopped & screwed" style of hip hop music. Originally, the active ingredient of "Syrup" was cough syrup containing promethazine and codeine. The concoction first gained popularity in the underground Houston, Texas rap scene and later spread to other southern states.

"purple drank made ma bank"

"drank up in ma cup, mayne hold up"

"purple in ma soda"

"barre baby"

"purple tonic got me leanin"

purple drank by Yung Don March 7, 2007

Purple Bash

Purple Bash can mean a number of different things:

1) Just before a man is about to climax and ejaculate, their partner punches him in the bellend

2)Just before a woman reaches a climax, they are punched in the clitoris.

3)When someone gives another person a black eye by hitting them with an erect penis.

For Example:

1) Oh man! I was getting laid last night and my girl friend randomly gave me a purple bash!

2&3) I gave my girlfriend a purple bash to get my revenge.

Purple Bash by purplebasher September 26, 2010

Purple Orgasm 

A fountain drink at SONIC® Drive In. Becoming very popular rapidly. The drink is done in a few ways. One way is a POWERADE® with lemonade and cranberry. A Sprite® with POWERADE®, lemonade and cranberry. And the favorite, A Sprite® with POWERADE®,cranberry and vanilla.

May I have a Route 44 Purple Orgasm please?

Purple Orgasm by Purple Orgasm Fanatic May 24, 2010

Purple Doritos 

The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos

I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!

Purple Doritos by Ricky Fuckenstein September 26, 2010

purple penguin 

A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin!

Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.

"why are we worshipping some damn purple penguin?"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"

purple penguin by ninja gas July 6, 2006