Punting

Kicking a male partner in the balls during sex then swapping roles or "teams" in which one begins to ferociously fuck the living shit out of them (if female: attach strap on and go wild, if male: use given equipment and go wild)

Peggy was punting Paul prior to patting him on the back for being such a champ.

by Griimace February 14, 2020

Punt

That one guy who thinks of puns as a national sport.

Oh ! here comes that punter

by 6fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff October 18, 2020

punt

boner

"punt nubbin"

by noixz January 15, 2009

punt the pail

to kick the bucket; die

I’m hoping to see the world before I punt the pail.

by Squeege K. March 1, 2024

Punt

To actively chase girls that are usually strangers, portmanteau of pussy and hunt

Joe: How about we go round the campus tonight?
Dylan: Oh yeah, we could punt the freshers.

by Skudee November 26, 2019

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022