Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008

pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018

pumpkin face

n. A face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.

Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?

No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.

by gnostic1 October 30, 2010

Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.

"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."

by me January 24, 2005

Bumpin' pumpkins

When a female has an exceptionally amazing pair o' tits.

Check out that bitch's rack; she got bumpin' pumpkins bro.

by sailtotheemoon April 28, 2012

Pumpkin Hook

A small town with the coolest people you will ever meet. There are numerous corn fields, a park, a carnival and parade hosted by the fireman every summer and well...that's pretty much it.

I'm going to Pumpkin Hook for break, I hear it's where the magic happens.

by MinnJ27still March 28, 2011

pumpkin biscuit

basically just a random thing to say to someone you don't like

Lilly: "God, Alicia, you're such a pumpkin biscuit!"
Alicia: *cries*

by this_is_my_name February 8, 2008