pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night

Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump

by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind

I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke

by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017

Pumped on the bunny

To take on an exciting and daunting adventure that is outside your comfort zone.

I really getting pumped on the bunny about bungee jumping for the first time.

by Bunny Man 123 September 5, 2019

"Pumped Up Kicks" Syndrome

When somethings is up beat and catchy but has a verrrrry dark meaning; mostly when it comes to music.

Yea that song suffers from "Pumped Up Kicks" Syndrome as it sounds very groovy and joyus but the song is actually about murder and rape

by BattleSteam3821 February 14, 2021

Pump And Skid

The Funny guys from Friday Night Funkin, The origin from Pump And Skid is SrPelo.
They are small children/?
Skid wears a skeleton costume and Skid wears a Pumpkin costume.
They say ''ITS SPOOKY MONTH'' alot.

Pump and skid are cool, but SrPelo is cooler

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021