Porta-Asain

A Asian that is normally very cool and popular, they are so chinky that they eat the Chinese food from the cafeteria even they know they might possible die. Your can carry a Porta-Asain around with you to do your science homework, and to know general facts.They are also work well to break into vending machines. For those in school hours when you really need a snack.

Edgar:Guess what?
Will:What?
Edgar:Today I got a limited edition Bruce Lee Porta-Asain.
Will:Looks like this is going to be a good year of school.
Edgar:To bad you have a Kim Jong-il Porta-Asain

by william7606 August 7, 2010

porta-toddie

a hot toddie in a to-go cup.

Why go to the bar when you can make some porta-toddies and go play in the neighbor's snowbank?

by burrowlife February 20, 2011

Voice Portal

A cell phone or a mobile device.

Hit me up on my Voice Portal.

by Vinchenzenator June 5, 2007

Friction Portals

Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.

Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.

person 1: I will fuck your mother!

Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!

Person 1: How does that work?

Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.

Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.

by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009

Plastic Portagee

A person of Portuguese descent whom uses their Portuguese heritage as their identity.

You're such a plastic Portagee, you don't even live in Portugal!

by MattyPortagee July 12, 2020

Portabortion

The act of placing an aborted fetus in a dumpster that has wheels

Jerry: Man, I gotta get rid of this kid quick.

Mark: Here toss it in this Portabortion

by Arghon March 13, 2009

penis portal

Another term for a girl who sleeps around.

After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.

by Capri Baker April 25, 2006