Promise

a promise is something that you can’t break. Ever.

Mike: “do you promise?”
Eleven: “promise.”

by strangergames December 4, 2017

Promises

A Premeditated Lie;
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
●False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.

Your promises are merely a waste of your breath and my time if your actions are showing me something else.

by 1 Antinome May 7, 2018

Promise

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love

I promise to never cheat on you...

A few weeks later..

"You broke your promise "

by Cringeloveisworthless May 12, 2018

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020

Promise Acedemy

School full of hoes , dicksuckers ,and pussy no good ass niggas/bitches.

The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t

Josh- we don’t got school, do you?
Jason-ofc I go to bumass promise acedemy

by Hola321 March 12, 2020

promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .

don’t go to promise academy!

by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020