Narco Polo

Your friend who goes to the Far East and comes back wearing silk and addicted to a drug you've never heard of.

Whereas Marco Polo brought pasta from China to Europe, this douchebag just brings werid pipes he claims form part of the local custom, but where in fact sold to him by locals playing him for the fool he is.

Probably converted to Buddhism to his gap year but doesn't understand it at all.

Yann: "Payton's back from his gap year in Southeast Asia. He's been wearing silk and smoking some weird powder."
Tyson: “Oh good. Narco Polo has returned.”

by daltonjfk October 3, 2019

Plot Polonium

The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.

Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.

Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.

by Shepherd Guy April 26, 2020

buy polo

to switch up your mood❤️

she is so ‘buy polo’!!!

by cardianna October 13, 2020

Ghost Polo

A soldier of poon, a hunter of tail, a sniper of young broads, a kid with no feelings, just a bag of coke and a masturbation addiction

Ayo is Ghost Polo riding the washing machine again

by SourDills April 30, 2021

tolu and paolo

people who will forever be in love and are having a kid named emersyn!!

example

- tolu and paolo love their daughter emersyn

by preppybestie72 September 26, 2021

polo

A slang for being skint. Polo Mint, Skint. Got no money. Out of cash. Aint got no cash.

'What are your plans now then?'

'Dunno, i'm f**king polo'

by Gie Hayford July 21, 2006

Paolo

He is the gayest person alive. He has a girlfriend as a cover up for his gayness.

bro ur so paolo
fuck u u paolo

by sadlf;jadlfjasd November 6, 2018