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Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
I'm not late, I procrastibate
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
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Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014
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Procrastibate

a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.
Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
by Kyben36 June 15, 2014
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procraturbating

If you are masterbaiting instead of doing the things you should do.
It is simply procrastination and masturbation combined into one word, since you need to make things simpler and shorter, if you have only hand to type.
You:Man I need to write a 15 page essey, seems like I have to pukl an all nighter
Friend: Man you had 2 weeks to finish it, why are you always procrastinating it
You: Not exactly, i was procraturbating the whole week
by feyn January 17, 2015
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procrasturblaze

When you procrastinate important stuff like homework by masturbating while you're high AF on weed.
"Hey man, you got any weed?" Yeah man. "Sweet, after school I'm gonna go home and procrasturblaze instead of studying for that test tomorrow, I hate math." Sounds good home! 420 procrasturblaze it!
by your_mom's _a_cocksucker April 30, 2015
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Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.
If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.
by dicktoe August 30, 2016
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