Procrastination

A worldwide phenomenon that teaches you to do an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

I used procrastination so I end up doing my major grade projects that we were supposed to do over a two-week span in two hours. I also end up spending 2 days on a math worksheet because I was getting distracted. To rephrase, I did an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

by I should be working March 24, 2019

procrastination

rylee and skylar

rylee and skylars procrastination caused them to wait until 7:30 the day before their paper was due. they procrastinated for over a week.

by helpmeplsoml September 23, 2018

Procrastination

Procrastination is the act of not doing something you're supposed to do. It is what I am doing right now.

I should be doing homework but procrastination is better.

by balistah August 21, 2023

Procrastination

The process of procrastinating (VERY helpful, I know)

Go do your homework mate.

Hey! Stop procrastinating! Don't push things till the next day! Procrastination is putting things to the next day.

by himydude June 05, 2018

procrastination

taking BuzzFeed quizzes

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

procrastination

what you are doing right now. well at least what im doing.

ill do it later i have time.

Procrastination is what i do best.

by whatelsedoyouwantmetosay March 05, 2019

procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022