procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.

A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.

by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019

procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022

Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023

Procrastination

The process of procrastinating (VERY helpful, I know)

Go do your homework mate.

Hey! Stop procrastinating! Don't push things till the next day! Procrastination is putting things to the next day.

by himydude June 13, 2018

Procrastinate in the Panty

Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.

Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.

by Nicolishous March 1, 2019

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017

Procrastinator

Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.

Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."

by LastMinuteLarry November 28, 2021