A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.
by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023
Get the Prestonmug. The love of my life and i’m every universe we are truly ment to be and I love you so so much… Typically a tall handsome cowboy who uses his insane singing and guitar skills to lure you in then his sweetness will ultimately bag you…anyway I love you Preston ❤️
by ToryDatBoi August 2, 2025
Get the Prestonmug. Amazing boy with brown hair, and gorgeous blue eyes. Incredibly Athletic. Not very book smart but has a lot of common sense. Amazingly good in bed.
Preston is so fine!
by soccerislyfe5789 March 29, 2017
Get the Prestonmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Gossamer Are Jeffrey Preston Bezosmug. Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022
Get the Preston's Christmas Partymug. by anonymous October 16, 2021
Get the Prestonmug. "Lets go to Prestons cock!"
"Um actually there is a seperator between let's and Preston's" 🤓
"Ok, let's go to Preston's cock!"
"Um actually there is a seperator between let's and Preston's" 🤓
"Ok, let's go to Preston's cock!"
by Oyeoye March 16, 2024
Get the Preston's cockmug.