I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

big potato

someone very important or famous,like dignitary,magnifico or celebrity.

Stephen Spielberg is a big potato in Hollywood.

by superyellow September 7, 2006

cheesy fiesta potatoes

Fried potatoes smothered with cheese and sour cream, with some green onions on top. Created by the geniuses at taco bell.

1. Lets go to tacobell and get some oh so cheesy fiesta potatoes!

2. You will get the runs if you eat to many cheesy fiesta potatoes.

by Kyle October 25, 2004

A Potato

Badboyhalo

Skeppy: “Badboyhalo is a potato”

by Happy_Phan July 16, 2019

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:

"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"

by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013