Snarfing the pooper 

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

Snarfing the pooper by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

Work Pooper 

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.

All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.

Work Pooper by Fresh Air Natzi October 19, 2007

The Hamper Pooper 

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

The Hamper Pooper by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008

Stick it in her pooper 

The answer to all questions

Guy 1: What's 4x4?
Guy 2: Stick it in her pooper.
Guy 1: okay thanks

Stick it in her pooper by French1369 September 15, 2010

Poltergasm 

A haunting not caused by the dead, but rather by suppressed emotions, in this case a person's sexual frustration

Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.

Poltergasm by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017

pooperdooper

(pl) poopers doopers - Kid friendly version of "Oh Shit!!"

Poopers Doopers, I forgot to select all the drawings and only printed some of them!

pooperdooper by Jeff Gilbert June 30, 2005

fat pooper 

The posterior side of an attractive female. An ass of extraordinary quality. Big, round and most times heart shaped. Often found on nice gals. Not to be mistaken for a "fat ass".

Oh my, look at Lindsey! Her jeans look painted on. She's got one fat pooper!

fat pooper by Fk yeah April 28, 2011