paper in my pooper 

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.

You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.

paper in my pooper by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005

poogery 

Ridiculous; bullshit
The act of doing something to the point of it being considered foul

Did you see what she wrote on his car?

Yeah what was some poogery shit

poogery by Thatjitg November 21, 2022

pooper goop

Goop that comes from your pooper.

Dining hall food makes some nasty pooper goop.

pooper goop by Pimp Masta Mark April 23, 2007

pooper smoocher 

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.

poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.

pooper smoocher by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010

pooderface

is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.

"Hey dude you're such a pooderface"

pooderface by pooderman April 18, 2010

pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

pooper prober by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010

Pooper Scooter 

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

Pooper Scooter by Andythemailman April 20, 2013