Poot

An abbreviated version of the classic Puto sexual slur. Appropriate for use at work; SFW (safe for work) , especially when directed at supervisors. Guys named Obet or Raymundo especially like being given this moniker.

Sup Poot.

by Señorff October 11, 2021

Lo Poot

A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".

For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!

For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!

For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!

by john szabo February 8, 2009

Poots

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Peeta Poot

A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.

Teacher Fart: What is this Small Tommy?
Small Tommy: A Peeta Poot

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023

poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018

Poot

(N.) Generally referring to fart from inside the genital (penis) of a man; can also be connected to the female version “queef”.

In math class today, James pooted viciously.

by Kjrhgioa;ergea January 4, 2022