When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
by biznuge November 12, 2020
Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.
Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”
“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021
(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."
- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."
"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."
"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists
"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."
"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."
"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists
"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
by WorderWordington August 10, 2022
Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...
by reborn925 November 18, 2012
by Poot Sushi October 12, 2021
One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
by CherryPoots December 05, 2010
A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo
Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"
by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 04, 2014