polly

awswome song by nirvana

polly wants a cracker

by futuramafan February 9, 2008

Polls & Surveys

Polls and Surveys is a section on Yahoo Answers, like the person who defined P&S said. It use to be a lot of fun. Avi games USE to be popular. Users treat their "contacts" like "friends". Its also known for insecure 13 year old girls who go on google and find a pic of a "pretty girl" and set that as their avatar to get attention, because in real life they're ugly and/or have no friends. Then they get busted because their pics never change, or someone sees it on google. Now its a bunch of stupid ass losers who can't take a joke. If you don't have a Formspring, you're a P&S loser. Most of the cool people left...

Actually everyone on there is a loser, but at least some of them are funny losers.

LOL, OMG, I can't believe Bree was fake!!!

You need to make a Formspring!!!! I need to waste life talking to you, because you're a stranger who live 762354672 miles away!!!

*inserts sexual innuendo here*

I can't wait to post stupid questions in Polls & Surveys about how cool my contacts are!

by Peanutbutterfudge December 23, 2010

Polly Pocket

A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)

Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina

Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.

So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009

Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

by El Muneco May 7, 2009

me suda la polla

From Spain. Translated literally it means, "it makes my dick sweat." It is a term used to say, "I couldn't care less if I tried."

Dude 1: "You just spilled bong water all over the carpet, and your mom's on her way."

Dude 2: "Me suda la polla, guey."

by Shitmoyer June 11, 2006

Polluted

The term used when someone is under the influence of BOTH drugs AND alcohol.

Wow, that guy is so 'polluted'

by FontE November 5, 2003

pollen

A strong block type weed- usually copressed buds or high quality resin. All very, very good.

"If you really really want me to spend my last 20 on 'this', - I will"

by Big Tommy P March 26, 2003