Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
by randallrandy May 29, 2025
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The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.
Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss
by TheBigBootyBoy January 06, 2022
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
Timmy: Happy plank day!
by ilikeoneshot October 09, 2023
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carton of plank

Something John wants to hide
Where can I hide this carton of plank
by Sanee April 02, 2017
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planking vertically

i was planking vertically on top of my man spencer.
by plankingbitch June 21, 2021
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biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.
AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!
by jockthecock November 13, 2010
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