Montreal's pantless metrothon

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

penile popper

1. An anal retentive tool. A douche bag, but not in the literal sense. An uptight, tight-wad sleeze.

Dude, do you see that penile poppers bling bling? What a shit fucker!

by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003

pintle

Snot that freezes in your nose on cold days.

Don't squeeze my nose, it's freezing out and I have pintle!

by D. Steinberg March 31, 2009

penile rivulet

1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty

2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex

3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks

Husband: You didn't starch my socks!

Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!

OR

"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."

OR

Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?

Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?

by Vwortboy July 1, 2009

pertle

1.(noun)A penis that shrinks up into the person's body, and then when eroused protrudes out.
2.(noun)An uncircumcised penis.

both same idea... a penis turtle

1.That tranny had a pertle, i thought it was a girl!!!
2.Jews can't have pertles.

by Nicholas Woodward October 11, 2006

Pantless GOON

A revered member of the -ZoU- clan. His 1337 skillz are known across the land, and he won't hesitate to pwn any newblets. Also known for his excellent sense of humor and for pimpin' the ladies.

A.K.A.
Goonah
Goony
Panties
Pantless
God

"Hey Sharon! What are you doing tonight? Going out with Andy?"

"HELL NO!! I dumped Andy for GOONAH!!!"

by Goony July 5, 2005

pestler

(noun) the dried speckle of poo left under one's fingernail after one is wiping one's ass and one's finger goes through the toilette paper. Also applicable to anal fingering.

Girlfriend: "Your fingernails are fucking disgusting!"

Guy: "Damn pestlers!"

by moldy anus March 17, 2009