PeeWeeHerminer

Relates to that creepy Uncle who always gets a little bit to close for comfort at family gatherings, usually at holiday functions.

Lisa: "Unlce Jimmy won't stop talking to me about personal things, and keeps touching me where Uncles shouldn't"

John: "Don't worry, he's just socially inept. He was born a PeeWeeHerminer "

by TBRUSO February 6, 2010

peepee burger

Peepee burgers come from the depths of cold hard space. They are originally formed in the rings of Saturn, where they develop a longing for caca burgers. They will often travel for light years around the universe searching for a suitable one, not knowing caca burgers may only exist on Earth, specifically in Pennsylvania, USA. Peepee burgers are formed when space dust accumulates enough frozen urine around it, that it forms an ice-dust mass, similar to a meteorite. This ice-dust mass forms its own force of gravity from traveling around empty space. This gravity pulls in dust that is traveling around as well, essentially forming the buns on the side of the peepee burger. Upon completion, the peepee burger turns around, and sets course for Earth, usually landing on the tin roof of the hillbillies dwelling in pennsylvania. there they form a close bond with caca burgers, and often marry and have kids.

"Did you see that huge peepee burger streaking across the sky?"
"That is one smelly peepee burger"
"That guy looks like a peepee burger"

by Jack Bundy July 13, 2009

peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

by dave January 6, 2004

peecees

Short for penis creases - the pair of visible ridges of flesh that skinny surfer types sometimes have on their lower abdomen, tapering down towards their groin.

A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.

Girl 1: "Did you see that dude with his board shorts low and no shirt on?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*

by Heath Raftery September 12, 2007

Peepeepoopoo

A word you say when you are immature and want to waste time

Peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoo *6 years giggling sounds*

by 8yearoldpornaddictcomunity August 10, 2019

Peeleet

a person or persons who is a peon by title or status but with elite knowledge or skill level. Thus a Peon Elite or PeeLeet.

Wow he might just be a helpdesk tech but two seconds to fix my BSOD just proves he's peeleet.

He may just be a desktop technician but his understanding of the OSI model is peeleet.

by zuasive & drkspdr October 9, 2008

peewee poptart

a little person who pops the cherry of a virgin.

My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!

by NeeNeeCC March 29, 2011