When sledding down a snow-covered hill and there are less sleds than people, it is the act of nearly sharing your sled but sliding down the hill again at the last moment.
Person 1: "Here, Person 2, take my sled."
Person 2: "Thank--"
Person 1: "DOLLY PARTON!"
Person 1 then slides down the hill again.
Person 2: "Thank--"
Person 1: "DOLLY PARTON!"
Person 1 then slides down the hill again.
by Aureliano Benton February 16, 2009
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The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.
An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.
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Get the Patronage mug.Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.
Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.
by joepillowpants February 23, 2011
Get the To Patronize and Harass mug.A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman
He is the Batman
Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020
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Get the robert pattinson mug.This is the super villain called Spunk ransom’s alter ego. Spunk ransom is known to give off the distinct smell of crayons. He is also known for biting babies and even as a child he had this evil with in him. It all started when he locked his substitute teacher in a closet and ever since then he has been causing distress to many people.
Boy: Hey, Robert Pattinson kinda looks like a hotter version of Spunk Ransom.
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom
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