Patrick

A skater boy, who is really nice and when you are down he would be there for you, but he has a side ( a very weird side ) but that doesn’t bother his friends, Patrick is a very fun friend to be around, he is funny , sweet, and very strange about things u don’t want to know , but anyway I hope u find a Patrick at there bc u need one rn

Boy - yea Patrick was talking about poop the other day.

by Handle blank March 24, 2019

Patrick

The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer

Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer

by Yeszn April 6, 2019

Patrick

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Has a very odd sense of humor. tall boi. A chill person in general but still very fun to be around. He is a very caring and compassionate human being.

Patrick is literally the sweetest.

by Justuraceragehoe April 15, 2019

Patrick

He kinda smells hates Doritos and loves his jerky if you date him he’ll stare t you for an hour each day

He a Patrick

by Firewood345 May 14, 2019

patrick

kind of an ass, not very respectful and only cares about his own purposes
*please note that not all patricks are like this, but from my experience, patrick is not a name given to good people

“Gosh, did you hear about what patrick said about susie? he said that since she didn’t like him she was unlovable! I hate him!”

by gardengnome103 June 10, 2019

Patrick

Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.

Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.

by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019

Patrick

wants to be a priest......

"oh look its patrick"
"run"
kids scream

by spicydumpilings September 15, 2019