loving parents

Something you would find only in a dictionary.

Brodie: Where can I find loving parents?
Jackie: Idk man try the dictionary
Brodie: Oh yeah...

by Penis 0^0 April 7, 2021

Parental Golddigger

A child or children that are emotionally, physically, or psychologically manipulating their parental figures for monitary gain.

Have you heard John and Barbara's son Mike is a parental Golddigger.

by Vic5150 January 7, 2020

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

parental grid

Living within your means. Getting off the Parental Grid: when you are responsible for paying 99% of your bills and expenses. Mom and Dad aren't funding you or your lifestyle any more.

Graduate from college, get your own place, pay all your own bills and get off the parental grid.

by Aunt N January 12, 2011

performing parent

over-acting and/or over-performing the role of a parent in public making certain that everyone can hear their use of parenting skills; perhaps trying to demonstrate that they are the "perfect parent" when in fact they fail miserably at home.

Although Sara was standing directly in front of her 2 year old daughter in the store, she spoke loudly and explained in adult terms why her toddler shouldn't throw the food out of the cart. Sara spoke loudly to make sure that everyone in the market heard how she "disciplined" her child seeking the attention and/or praise of those around her.

Sara is a performing parent.

by michelinelaughs August 12, 2009

Parent hoe

A person who has multiple parents, not only biological.

A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.

by Making new words June 2, 2018

pizza no parents

a good time will be had / was had.

let's get some beers, pizza no parents.

by stabstabstabstabstabss January 22, 2011