That "Package"

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲
by pornstar1 May 15, 2023
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the WARHAMMER PACKAGE

Noun

A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.

Normally causes many injuries to your partner
Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.

DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.

How long were you fucking here?

Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?

DOC:. That explains a lot.
by Goodboy_with_badwords May 23, 2021
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Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.
Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.
by ride6red June 01, 2009
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red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.
My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.
by poeticfly08 November 20, 2010
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Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.
"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"
by Inlovewithabsol May 13, 2023
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Poverty Package

Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.
by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 18, 2022
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Sinaloa Package

The Sinaloa package is an option on GMC or Chevy trucks where the wheels and tires stick out of the wheel wells 4-6" for absolutely no reason at all.
Usually this wheel and tire package is equipped with a lift kit as well to really let everyone know what side of the border you're from.
Hey Carlos, did you see Juan's new truck? He got it with the Sinaloa package carnal. That truck is mas guapo ehh foo
by wrich187 September 12, 2024
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