Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.
Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.
by Black jésus November 25, 2019
when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts
scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009
a real man's way, rejecting the wimpy spoonerisms of lesser men, of referring to a woman's disproportionately large breasts
by brown s. cinnamon October 21, 2007
A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.
Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.
During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.
Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.
Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.
In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.
During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.
Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.
Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.
In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
by bdeggz November 22, 2015
A man with abnormally large breasts.
by Ryan M. June 12, 2003
Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.
by Mary February 02, 2005
A tit fuck involving the use of taco sauce and lettuce as lubricant. The titties therefore create the "taco shell" and it is up to you to supply the meat and sour cream.
PersonA: Dude, what is that smell? It smells like a Mexican restaurant.
Person B: I just recently executed a titty taco, and that sir, is the well-earned smell of victory.
Person B: I just recently executed a titty taco, and that sir, is the well-earned smell of victory.
by mr.sanchez25 September 26, 2011