Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

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Slack jacking

When someone takes over a thread on the Slack messaging app for their own purpose

I was talking to Mark in the update channel in Slack and the entire sales team decided slack jacking would be a good idea to discuss how to sell it.

by FRITGuru September 24, 2025

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Clack Slack

It's when you get a woman's placenta, stick your fist in it and start snapping your fingers.

My drunk ass last night admitted to Kate that I clack slack while she was in the recovery room last month. She was NOT happy.

by Trans_Emo_Boy October 23, 2025

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I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

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Slack Week

Also known as Reading Week, it's a University student's equivalent to March Break.

University student 1: What are you doing for Reading Week?
University student 2: Not much. Think I'll veg on the couch and watch soaps all day. You?
University student 1: I think I'll work on my Methods (Sociology) assignments and study for the midterm. Haven't decided what else I'll do.

University student 2: Happy Slack Week

by HasFurTwins February 15, 2024

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