The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

Bill was thinking about a new project idea while on the move. He quickly opened his mobile Slack app and sent the idea to his team. Later, in an email, Bill asked his team whether or not they had viewed his slack-umentation.
by 2mas2 May 20, 2018

by Secrrtfann March 27, 2024

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.
by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022

by Jack De March 2, 2009

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024
