Plano Glasses

(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.

An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.

They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.

by Leisure Class Hero June 5, 2010

glass piece

A pipe used for smoking marijuana made from glass. Glass pieces tend to be larger than normal pipes and most often have a choke on either side of the bowl.

JJ:Dude, char you got your glass piece?
Charlie:Fuk ya man were gonna get so fucked up tonite.

by DayDay October 20, 2004

toro glass

company that makes glass owned by one of the most talented blowers to date: JP Toro.

you see my new toro glass man?

my new fixed stem toro rips like a fucking animal man.

by burnallday420 July 28, 2009

Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.

Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!

by imthatawesome October 1, 2010

Glass house

A phrase to bring light to those who are being hypocritical.

Glass house: A term reminding hypocrites to shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge

"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

by HomoBromo March 1, 2018

glass head

Someone who is addicted to buying glass ware for smoking (I.e. Glass pipe, glass bong, or glass bubbler)

Tom is such a glass head he has four bongs two bubblers a rig an 5 pipes

by Magic of psychedelics February 10, 2014

Glass sword

Sword of instant death in the Ultima universe, a CRPG series. Sword breaks upon use killing the victim instantaneously, rendering it useless afterwards.

Dude: - "I'm gonna break this game by getting false coin and buying a bunch of glass swords."
Guy: - "That's cheating dude"
Dude: - "They're in the game, how is it cheating?"
Guy: - "..."

by Universal man of mystery August 30, 2010