Sam Squared

Sam Squared is a pair of Sam's.
The two Sam's are pretty much always together,
and can be found as the center of attention most of the time.
Because the Sam's are known as best friends they
are very similar and have lots in common.
Everyone loves them as individuals and especially when
they are together.
Sam Squared is a pair of two amazing Sam's that
are great.
And if lucky some people are greeted with a Samwitch.

Hey look there goes Sam Squared!
Here comes Sam Squared!
Hi Sam Squared.

by Hello Kitty Kitty October 28, 2010

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square vagina

A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)

A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.

So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.

by fuzzybunyy_1 October 24, 2007

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round-square

To create a round-square would defy the laws of physics, philosophy, space, time, and spacetime. Such a thing could possibly cause the unweaving of the fabric of time and space. Existence as we know it would cease.

Uh-oh ... is that a round-square? ...

*POP*

by Coffee May 02, 2005

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smoke a square

A square is a slang word for cigarette. The box that cigarettes come in ressembles a square. Hence the name, "square" for a cigarette. Smoking a square is the act of satisfying your craving for nicotine by smoking a cigarette.

"Let's go smoke a square."
"Hey buddy, do you got an extra square?"

by Fierce Mint April 11, 2006

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Square Invasion

When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.

(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)

(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)

Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!

Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck

by R. R. Toilet Gee June 25, 2010

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