tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)

That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.

by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015

Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Bench Fassy

A Man who disrespects, belittles or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men.

This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life since many of them don't have father figures and have lack of guidance.

This guy only acts up when he's around his boys. Bench fassy yute.

by Arron j smith September 13, 2021

Benches

Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.

I'm out mate so benches to this, will get back to you later

by Sopohie November 14, 2021

Bench boy

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.

I was talking to one of my bench boys, but he couldn’t hang out so i called my other bench boy.

by babydevilj July 24, 2021

blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down

Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there

by Crashglober November 24, 2021

The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022