when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
by cupcake 2014 February 12, 2016
Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
by Tindergal February 14, 2017
Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."
by Keinem November 14, 2021
The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
by Sir Alex the 3rd February 23, 2023
goals is used by a term to describe a very cute couple For Instance many Kind people... actually Everybody uses it these days
wow that Fucking cute couple Is very cute... Kinda want something like that, actually Everyone wants what they have they're goals
by MIKEYFOSTER69 February 14, 2018