A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen
Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics
Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics
Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics
by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021
Get the masturbation Olympicsmug. Mexican Olympics-
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
Get the Mexican Olympicsmug. The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.
Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018
Get the Spicy Food Olympicsmug. A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.
by Maxter1919 July 24, 2015
Get the Olympic medalmug. by grrrlieagogo October 8, 2008
Get the Olympicingmug. Pain Olympics is a where someone doubts the worth their pain because "others have it worse" or the other way round wherr someone thinks there pain is more than eveyone elses
This applies to both physical and mental pain
This applies to both physical and mental pain
Pain Olympics example1: "I mean yeah it's bad but there's others more hurt than me so it can't be that bad"
Pain Olympics example2: "Why does ____ get attention and help my pain is worse!"
Pain Olympics example2: "Why does ____ get attention and help my pain is worse!"
by TanukiBoy January 6, 2023
Get the Pain Olympicsmug. It's one thing for people that don't know the athletes to not go to the Olympics, but it really is a little bit fucked up to not allow the families of athletes in the buildings, which seems a lot like not letting the family of someone with the coronavirus in the hospital to visit. That doesn't seem like the way to treat people, and why should anybody that does treat people that way be trusted?
People want to be there for their family members to cheer them on even during hard times, and times that aren't fairweather days. The Olympics is no different than any other sports event in that sense, even if the scale is thought to be grander.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Olympicsmug.