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Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.
The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.
by Tommy4 January 21, 2025
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Passing the Olympic Torch

When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)
A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch
by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023
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Mexican Olympics

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If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.

The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.

Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.

Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.

Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.

To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.

By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.

If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.

Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"

Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."

Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."

Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."

Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
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Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
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olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching
Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics
by Klojarw July 29, 2024
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Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!
Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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Olympic Trans-Boxer

I'm sure you guys want my synopsis, so, here it is:
Hym "The Olympic Trans-Boxer all of the conservatives are mad about... IS NOT TRANS. She is an XY chromosomed Female with true hermaphroditism and can give birth! Not trans gender! That's the scoop! That's it. Did not transition at any point. Has been a female and has been regarded as female for their entire life. Not a real controversy. The conservatives swung and missed. They are WRONG! Wrong or lying. Which for conservatives means HELL FOREVER! BURNING IN HELL FOREVER!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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