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central middle school Oklahoma

the worst school you could imagine. The school food is shitty and it has more grease than actual food. We are the the most ghetto out of the school district and cheap as hell. The principal is is a Karen and is annoying as hell. It has a terrible rep and the only thing good there is the ice cream. Our band sucks too.
“Eww Sarah’s from Central ahhh I hate her already.”
Central Middle School Oklahoma: the worst school ever
by Cool beans 555555 April 3, 2020
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Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
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South Western Oklahoma state University

1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs
SWOSU Owns you!
by SWOSUBulldogs January 23, 2004
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oklahoma suck and sip

when you put your lips on an asshole and suck a shitlog out
have u been eating mexican food because when i did that oklahoma suck and sip on you i tasted something spicy
by choing123 March 30, 2009
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oklahoma

It’s gonna be 75 degrees on day in december and 45 the next day. Don’t forget the guy who invented sonic is from seminole oklahoma.
Yo what’s so special about oklahoma?
-The Nothingness and Sonic.
by vinc2908 December 12, 2021
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Oklahoma Tater Tot

Packing a saturated tampon while still inserted in the vagina until male climax has finished, then remove crimson tot and eat.
Baby, I want an Oklahoma Tater Tot for desert tonight after the Alabama Hot pocket.
by JP2HR August 23, 2019
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Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023
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