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Occam's Shuriken

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
by JimJava007 February 15, 2015
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Frank Ocean

A Singer and Songwriter who could be wining hella awards but insteads chooses to release a song and goes away for 4 years.
"Bruh why dosen't Frank Ocean Drop Music?"
"I Honestly Dunno Vro"
by Playpossum July 2, 2020
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Ock

“Yo Ock, let me get a bacon, egg & cheese!”
by RealAssNewYorker May 25, 2018
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OCD

One of the worst mental illnesses to exist, something the devil himself pulled out of his asshole to torture all of us.

It's repetitve behavior to fulfill whatever your compulsively thinking about. For me it's washing my hands a.k.a fear of germs. I can't even touch my dog unless I wash my hands afterwards. It's an embarrassing disorder to live with and people will think you're crazy and bizarre. Some will have sympathy for you if they aren't an asshole, having such compulsive behavior can make you very hot and bothered and also others around you very annoyed and overall just depressing.
Because little jimmy had OCD he couldn't stop thinking about washing his hands after he touched Rebecca's phone. So he went to the bathroom and washed his hands multiple times. Poor Jimmy
by Lipglossispoppin July 22, 2015
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Octahedron-access

This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.
You may now access the octahedron.

The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?

That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
by Quantum_memes September 6, 2017
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occasional furniture

Basically, it's furniture that is used all the fucking while.
Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?

Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
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OCTD

Stands for: Obsessive Compulsive Texting Disorder

A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
Jesus, Tom you came in my office to talk to me about something and you can't leave that stupid cell phone alone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have OCTD or something?
by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009
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