outside my tent

A commom phrase often used to describe oneself as completely intoxicated on various illegal substances. An alternative to the commonly used "off my mash". A phrase quite often associated with the pilled-cained stage of an evening. Originates from Leeds festival 2003.

"im too fucked to think of an example, im outside my tent!"

by badger crew April 29, 2006

indian tent trick

the act of farting under the covers and simutaneously lowering a raised leg to push the fart out toward the head of the bed at your partners face.

John got his ass beat by his wife when pulled the indian tent trick on her.

by Ryan Thomson July 13, 2007

The Food Tent Effect

When two people exit a room and enter another to get away from the rest of a group, people will follow them into the formerly empty room and draw in a crowd; this is often to the dismay of the first two individuals.

"Why did everyone follow us in here?"
"It's the Food Tent Effect, bro."

by k squared July 2, 2014

Bug In My Tent

Someone who is completely and totally anoyying and wont go away. Like when your camping and there is a bug in your tent.

"Tianna never GOES AWAY!"
" I know, she is a total bug in my tent."

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 6, 2010

Honey Bun Tent

To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.

Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?

Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!

Person 1: To you or her?

Person 2: BOTH!!!

Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D

by Platypussies June 10, 2014

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Deepthroat tent stake

The woman lies on her back, and the man stands at her head and puts his cock in her mouth. Then the man reaches down and puts fingers into her pussy. The more the man grips fingers into her pussy he pulls the woman's body closer to his and the deeper his cock slides into her mouth.

The woman was lying on her back, and mouth open. So I stood at the edge of the bed and put my cock in her mouth. With her naked body lying there and legs spread open. I reached down and began to finger her pussy. The deeper I fingered her pussy, the more her body slide to my hips.
This resembled pitching a tent, my fingers were the stakes. The deeper the fingers and cock created a stronger deepthroat tent stake.

by whtronin June 2, 2022