Safety nap

Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.

Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"

by Arms1 August 19, 2013

Hot nap

When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.

Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!

by BBB1979 September 19, 2021

Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.

you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap

by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011

Nap Sandwich

When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch

I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.

by John J. Tucker September 30, 2007

nigga naps

the knots in a black person's hair

i gotta comb my nigga naps out

by Everly July 2, 2006

Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

by sijfidjgalkjlk June 7, 2009