mysterious male

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

by hellogreenbanana October 27, 2015

Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.

She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.

by Yellowyoshi September 08, 2019

mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 02, 2011

mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

Crazy Mysterious

A quality possessed by events or individuals carrying an inherent sense of danger but an inexplicable attraction to explore its possibilities.

Jason: "Did you see the girl in the skirt with the crazy mysterious eyes? I think if I talked to her, she'd cut me but I just can't walk away."

by KevinGrumblesReturns March 28, 2007

mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername June 02, 2011

mystery sprinkle

When some unexpectedly kind of liquid sprinkles on your head/body, and you have to touch it with your hand and look at it to identify the liquid. This usually happens when it's not raining or when you're inside. The build-up to the reveal is always intense, yet 9/10 times it's still water. You always think it's birdshit or some kind of bodily fluid.

"I walked beneath a tree yesterday and got a mystery sprinkle. I thought it was birdshit but it turned out to be just water."

by Piemelfiets October 25, 2017