My ball

Slang for “my girl” created by DDG at streamers university

Person 1: “Aye twin your ball getting dribbled”
Person 2: “back off twin that’s my ball”

by Marlon11222 May 31, 2025

My ball

Someone that you claim to be yours or is off limits

I told Susan that Josh is my ball so she can stop flirting with him

by May 31, 2025

My Ball

Another word for girlfriend or wifey. This is short term based on the phrase “the ol’ ball and chain.” This term gained popularity from DDG using this term in Streamer University.

“Where’s my ball?”

“Who’s your ball?”
“Peyton the girl over there, that’s my ball.”

by Peytonaa May 30, 2025

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 17, 2023

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 07, 2023

Wanna see my balls

When your two hairy balls are in need of O² so you need to get them out of your pants

~OR

You need to flex your huge balls

Adolf hitler: Wanna see my balls?

Joseph stalin: You don't have any you fucking retard!

by IsuckdicksEveryday March 08, 2024

BALLS MY FUCKED

YOU JACK ASS

relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 April 21, 2021