Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

by mikeismynamedood May 20, 2014

Mormal

Can either mean drab and boring or super cool depending on where the emphasis is placed. Relies more on tone of voice for the meaning to be understood.

"That is soooooo mormal..."

by Brinkity August 28, 2006

Lady Marmalade

Cunt liquid

Get your lady marmalade away from here!

by The MarmaLad January 23, 2018

Lady Marmalade

A song that was redone by Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Pink, and Mya for the movie Moulin Rouge. The video for the song was apparently supposed to be sexy and provocative, but truthfully they all just looked like slutty French clowns.

Did you see that Lady Marmalade video? HAHAHAHAHA! It was hillarious! I couldn't stop laughing!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 14, 2006

Mermaid

A chick who is a hot babe from the waist up, but fishy from the waist down.

After taking that babe home from the bar last night, I discovered she was total mermaid, cause her snatch was sour but she looked hot.

by Oulkk10 February 25, 2011

Mermaid

Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.

Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.

by Kiwi9845 July 6, 2012