Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.

Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

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Munt Mouth

A necrotic infection of the mouth following munting. This usually occurs to the "eater" after too many consecutive sessions, especially if the muntee has been deceased for an extended period of time. The condition can last days to weeks and patients experience tooth loss, blackening of the gums, and fecal breath.

Hey man, wanna go munt today? "Sure bro, but I gotta be the jumper for a while, I was diagnosed with Munt Mouth."

by Jurek Ismat January 29, 2025

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Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"

by Rezemblance April 2, 2024

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Munt

Throwing up on the airplane and eating it

Jack munted before we took off

by MuntClanLeader April 1, 2024

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Munt

A munted cunt

Did you just shit your pants?

Yeah

Get out of here you munt

by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 27, 2014

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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.

"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"

by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

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