half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner

"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!

by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014

gunge the munge

a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.

the gunge the munge was found eating eggs and shiddin toothpaste in james house

by lennodium June 3, 2023

Mung

A word that can really be used in place for fucked, or anything really

He munged it up hard, Can you stop munging you mic, keep talking and you're gonna get munged

by Lord Crohesent April 4, 2021

Munging

When u and a friend goes to a graveyard dig up a body from a freshly dug grave. Have your friend start going down on the dead person. And meanwhile u get up on head stone and elbow drop the dead person in gut the impact will cause all the formaldehyde and stuff shooting in your friend mouth and all over them

Friend A: Hey wanna try something crazy. Friend B: Sure like what? Friend A: It's called munging.

by Joker420Clown March 15, 2022

Munge

You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.

Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.

Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?

Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.

by Radical Pirate January 1, 2018

Munge

To be used in romantic or sexual situations or used to describe them: Munge - any romantic or sexual action ranging from holding hands to hot steamy anal sex.

Can also be used as an insult or a root word

“Yea, me and Jane munged a little last night”

“Listen you munge-rat”

by CommanderMitch November 29, 2023

mung

The substance that comes out of the nose when you hang a pregnant gorilla upside down and beat on its stomach.

This vegan pumpkin pie tastes like it was made with mung.

by Rixwordz November 15, 2021