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forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.
My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.
by JayAC March 7, 2019
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Filthy Mullet

Filthy Mullet

aussie slang; The sexiest hairstyle any aussie could have
1st person : "look at that sexy cunt"

2nd person: "noshh, fucken filthy mullet"
by bogeyrangers November 22, 2019
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Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"
I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.
by funnymom25 December 8, 2020
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Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole
I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet
by Goblinn February 10, 2022
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red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.
“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”
by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022
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Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.
Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.
by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023
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american stripped mullet

A fish also known as a snook. A name given to snook when caught out of season.
" Hey man im bringing home some american stripped mullet...good thing its june!"
by speckled day cat June 18, 2011
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