Minnie Mousing

To rape a man dressed up as Minnie Mouse

Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?

by Im_Cheating February 13, 2010

female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.

“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.

kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE

by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022

evil mouse

a mouse that lives in a castle that buys studios, brother to the pizza chain rat

evil mouse clubhouse COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021

Mouse Bungee

mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls

lets go watch idiot mouse bungee

by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020

Mouse Bitch

A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.

Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!

by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021