Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

by DeMeisterJew February 1, 2010

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Mountain Boner

noun: when laying in your bed under the sheets with a boner that pushes the comforter up to a peak resembling a mountain.

The other day my mom came into my room and i had a mountain boner, so i had to roll over onto my side until she left.

by kseng14 September 29, 2009

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Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.

I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.

by jrw April 28, 2005

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Filthy Mountaineer

An ugly prank played after camping with one's best friend or girlfriend and eating a generous amount of grilled hot dogs or Brats. The pair hike to a nearby summit (preferably one of 8000' or more). Once at the summit and both persons are ready to expel the winers, the prankster takes initiative to find a viewable open location to do the deed. The prankster drops his/her pants whilst yelling to the prankee to look towards their bare ass, which should then be blowing mud toward the prankee as they look over. Hence the Filthy Mountaineer.

We hiked and hiked. Suddenly, I really had to go shit so I dropped my pants in front of Cindy and gave her a Filthy mountaineer!

by J>C>B March 5, 2008

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