candy-ass-motherfucker 

a weak, disappointing, or frustrating person. the term is used while in a Samuel L. Jackson level rage rant.

Ex.1: "Listen here you candy-ass-motherfucker if I catch you with my sister again your ass will be mounted on my wall like an elk's antlers, and your head is gonna be over my fireplace! Now get the hell out of here before I drop kick you out!"

candy-ass-motherfucker by Boberto111 June 11, 2015

disingenuous dense motherfucker 

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

disingenuous dense motherfucker by cheerful ox July 29, 2021

motherducker

A person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. Can also be an alternate spelling of "motherfucker" for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. Variants include: Adj. - motherducking, V.- motherducked

She never returns your calls either? That motherducker's gonna lose friends if she doesn't reciprocate.

motherducker by henchling August 16, 2009

mothercucker 

someone who watches his parents have sex, and enjoys it.

You MotherCucker, i saw you watching your parents FUCK

mothercucker by Offset from Migos January 12, 2017

Motherfucking Money 

To make Motherfucking Money is to make enough money that when you tell colleagues of equal level your salary, they say "... motherfucker" in disbelief and jealousy.

Tom "Yo, tony, how much money do you make a year"
Mr. Anthony "I dont know if you'd wanna know"
Tom "come on, tell me"
Mr. Anthony "I make a 3 million dollars a year"

Tom, who makes 80k a year says ".... motherfucker"

Mr Anthony makes some motherfucking money

Motherfucking Money by Parth S PAtel August 25, 2010

Mother Fuck 

An exclamation. See also Mudafuck.

-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.

Mother Fuck by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Motherfudger

A mother that eats fudge.

John: Hey Bill, does your mom like fudge?

Bill: Yeah, she's a real motherfudger.

Motherfudger by Miksavish September 12, 2009