Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025

Evie Morris

Evie Morris is a nice person ( definitely ) she has loads of friends not like me has brown nice hair not jealous lolol she likes to argue a lot for no reason and is addicted to Grayson Dolan

Hey who is that girl?
It’s Grayson dolans girlfriend Evie Morris

by Theants October 18, 2019

Morris

a person also known as a sissy boy who needs to not be a pussy and play darksouls 3.

person 1: yo dude, wanna play some darksouls 3 today?
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.

by not-so-based-person September 27, 2021

Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes

Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids

by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022

Butt Morris Code

Using a vibrating butt plug or anal beads to convey a message through patterned code. The "receiver" places the said device within the anus and the "messenger" uses the remote to transmit the patterned code to the reciever. This form of communication requires much practice and dedication.

You know that Hans Niemann? He's an expert in Butt Morris Code.

by MrCommon777 September 15, 2022

aaron morris

aaron morris is a sexy beast

person one: have you seen the new ryan reynolds film
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though

by jordf March 10, 2023

Charlie Morris

Charlie Morris watches too much anime and reads too much manga. He is also 5''1

Charlie Morris is on episode 694 of One Piece!

by eddiemabo68 October 31, 2023