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Dirty Montgomery

Fucking 2 girls while playing fortnite and cum while you hit a snipe to win the game then have her bend over and do anal sex
by Shower kitties July 20, 2021
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Montgomery

Nice car! Is that new?" "No, man. I got this a montgomery ago!
by LAChrisPaul November 9, 2010
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MontCo

The community college of Montgomery County, Pennsylvania. An extremely affordable, live at home college with all basic majors. The last resort for high school seniors who were too lazy to apply anywhere else or were completely rejected by other colleges. Thought to be the holding tank for all stupid or poor people/people with no future by students in students in surrounding townships, such as Abington.
Yo man, you goin' to the ivy leagues?
Nah, I'm going to MontCo.
by Passive Agression February 7, 2017
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Serbia and Montenegro

Serbia and Montenegro is situated in South-East Europe with the capital city of Blegrade, on the Balkan peninsula with access to the nice beaches on the Adriatic Sea . Serbia and Montenegro covers a territory of 102,173 sq. km altogether.
Serbia and Montenegro is a nice place to vist if you want to see lots of history and culture (despite the ongoing tension between the minority Serbs and Albanian Kosovars in Kosovo).
by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005
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monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.
This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.
by SrBlanco January 24, 2005
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Montgomery

A southern black female language arts teacher who cannot fucking teach for her goddamn life. She spends most of the class talking about civil rights even though there is only one black kid in the class of 30. She is also a feminist who says all men want to rape every woman on the planet. Constantly claims White Males are the devil among us. She will always turn any argument into a matter of race and gender. Also has very bad pronunciation. She is unable to make furry, fury, and fiery sound different. She got her Master’s Degree from an internet printout. Doesn't know what irony is, or any literary term for that matter. She is a teacher only because she is black. She takes an entire semester to read half of a 5th grade level book, then makes you start over. Makes you do 3 biographies a month about a dead white guy, a black activist (so she claims), and a feminist who got raped as a child and blames everything bad in her life on men. She makes you do a bunch of useless work you could do in 6th grade but she insists it’s important.

She is the kind of person who makes you stab yourself while in her class.

She is that one teacher who you will remember when you’re about to die as the teacher who made that one period of school a complete living hell.
Man my teachers suck, at least they aren't as bad as Montgomery.
by swiss wrist watch August 22, 2011
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monte

i got the monte painted flip flop fukin blue
by sherlock edwards March 5, 2008
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