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Mongoloid

An extremely annoying person who usually thinks they are smart and/or funny, but is actually very stupid.
That guy listens to Fall Out Boy? What a mongoloid!
by Benyill October 6, 2008
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mongoloid

A person with caveman-like facial attributes that unintentionally acts as if they have a mental impairment.
After you get two beers into him, he acts like a mongoloid.
by J. Stanard May 19, 2013
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street mongooses

one (or more) mongooses who get thrown out in the streets at an early age and become street smart this can cause both good and evil, usually the latter and many of the young innocent mongooses become foul loathsome ones.
but we must not blame themselves but we must blame society for this injustice.
the street mongooses came down the lane

street mongooses enjoy pie
by pimpguy_666 July 14, 2004
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Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.
I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.
by Josh April 13, 2004
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fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.
That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.
by chou chou January 5, 2008
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mongoloid

Mongoloid (mahn - go - loyd) n.
1. One whose ancestors are Asian, particularly those from South-East Asia. Derrived from the term Mongol, who were inhabitants of Mongolia, because much of South-East Asia has been conquered by the Mongols, meaning their genetics had spread. This is especially true in places such as China, but not so much in Japan. They are characterised as having round mandibles, often over-bites (or under-bites), large teeth, small eyes, large eyelids, slanted eyes, black hair, and seemingly yellow skin.

2. (Vulgar slang) A person who resembles one with Down syndrome in appearence, lacks intelligence, or both. Called so, because people unfamiliar with Asians may think of them as people with Down syndrome.
1. Why do many people have a disgusting obsession with everything Asian, including female Mongoloids? Truly bizarre, in my opinion.

2. Kim Jong Il is such a fucking mongoloid.
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
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Mongolian Yak Crap

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.
After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.
by K. Khan January 30, 2009
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